Half the fun of poker is the kind of eccentrics who often play it. A whole new lingo has grown up among the new breed of brash onliners, and to help newbies among you decipher what is going on in the chat rooms, here are a few of the more publishable items. Feel free to send any of your own into us.
Flat Tyres: slang term for a Jack and a Four. (Whadd'ya need a Jack for? Geddit?)
Jackass: a Jack with an Ace.
German Virgins: 9-9 (er... Nein! Nein!)
Ducks: Sorts of speaks for itself: 2-2!
Motown or Jackson Five: rather obviously a Jack and a Five.
Colt 45: As in a Four and Five, John Wayne style.
Magnum: Rumoured to have been christened by Clint Eastwood himself: a Four and a Four.
Q: I understand what a bluff is, but what's a double-bluff?
A: The best example we've ever seen of a double-bluff in action actually turned its user into a superstar millionaire poker champ overnight. It was in the 1998 Championship Event of the World Series and Scotty Nguyen was heads-up in the final game with Kevin McBride. At the final hand Scotty uttered his immortal words, "You call, gonna be all over, baby!" Seasoned professional McBride took Scotty's outburst to be a bluff and promptly called and went all-in only to be kayo'd by Scotty's Full House! Now that's a DOUBLE bluff! You bluff when you HAVE a crushing hand as opposed to when you don't. McBride fell for it and Scotty won the WSOP bracelet and the wheelbarrow-load of bucks that goes with it.
Q: How much money is staked everyday in online poker?
A: Recent surveys show it's approaching $75,000,000 and rising as poker represents just 25% of all online casino revenue the total amount wagered daily is in the region of $300,000,000. In the UK alone over twelve million people have at one time or another played online and the amount wagered has more than quadrupled in the last twelve months. It must be fun.
Q: I recently joined DailyStarPoker.com. Am I able to play Craps on the site as it seems dedicated to poker only?
A: As with most major online casinos, there are over eighty casino games available including craps, roulette and all the favourites. Just click on the DailyStarCasino button or go directly to http://casino.dailystarpoker.com/ if you wish to play other casino games online.
Copyright 2005: All The Aces daily poker column: Wednesday, September 7, 2005: Poker Slang Terms